Britney Watch: Totally tasteless jewellery



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Britney said a bad word, Britney said a bad word! Only she said it with her jewellery not with her mouth – isn’t that, like, totally cool? Well, no. Of course it’s not freakin’ cool, people. In fact, it’s so totally un-cool that we’d send [...]

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Crime of Fashion: Fendi’s platform lace-ups



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Barney’s are charging $640 for these platform lace-ups by Fendi. Isn’t that hilarious? I mean, can you imagine the kind of person that would pay hundreds of dollars to put something so ugly on their feet? Are these the same people, I wonder, who’re wandering [...]

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Manolo Blahnik gets a blog



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So, you all know The Manolo, right? He’s the hilarious shoe blogger who is one of the leading lights of our little fashion-blogging universe. But The Manolo has some competition – from, er, the real Manolo. Yes, Mr Manolo Blahnik is about to start a [...]

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H&M reveal Autumn/Winter 07 collection



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I know most of you probably don’t want to even think about winter right now (God knows, I certainly don’t), but H&M have just released some pics of their new collection and it’s … well, it’s interesting to say the least. So, this is what [...]

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Fashion Criminal: Naomi Campbell at Cannes



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Hey, look, we found out what happened to the top half of Caprice’s dress – Naomi Campbell stole it! Seriously, what’s with this look right now? I mean, this dress is by Giambattista Valli, but it still looks like Naomi here just killed some poor [...]

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