April 30th, 2007
Madonna starts dressing her age, freaks everyone out
Well, wouldya look at that – Madonna is dressing her age for once. In fact, if we were feeling unkind we could say that Madonna is now dressing older than her age – and actually, come to think of it, what’s up with that, Madge? And why the Felicity Huffman face? I know now you’re into the whole "let’s adopt a rainbow family" thing you probably want to look all mature and responsible, but given that I can remember you cavorting around the stage in your "Material Girl" days, you’re even making me feel old now. Surely a conical bra or purple lycra jumpsuit wouldn’t go amiss here, whaddya say?*
* I’m joking about the jumpsuit, by the way. You know how much we hate jumpsuits…
Anyone else thinking that she looks just a little like William Dafoe in this picture? Hmmm… Disturbing
Oh my God, SHE DOES! Now THAT’s freaky…
It’s a mistake for older women to be completely covered up like this. She looks 65 and this outfit is shapeless. She’s the poster child for the argument that women d’un age certain should NOT dress their age.
This is a shame. Madonna has a nice enough body where she can tastefully show some skin and wear more body fitting, sophisticated clothes. This crap she has on is a f*cking disaster.