April 30th, 2007
Britneywatch: Still dressing like a hooker, not looking likely to change anytime soon
OK, now I think we can all agree that this is pretty bad, even for Britney, no? I particularly love the attention to detail in the ripped fishnet, making her look like a hooker on her way home from a particularly hard days night. Oh, Britney, why do you do it to yourself, WHY? For a moment there, when you started working out and seemed to be at least trying to get your life back on track, I thought there was hope for you yet, but then you rock up in what looks like a scuzzy old porn-shop nightie, neon pink bra and ripped fishnets, and Britney, it’s starting to look like there’s no hope left. Oh, the humanity.
Hey, at least she’s not 45 and dressed appropriately for her age…