Crime of Fashion: Ankle Cellphone Holder

Well, well! Here's a rare treat for those of you who've been just struggling to find a way to turn your cellphone into a stylish fashion accessory - an ankle strap! No, the pearl are not included. No, you presumably don't need to hoist your ankle to your ear to answer - but even so, it's still not exactly the most convenient place to be carrying a phone, is it?

I don't know. Maybe I'm being unfair here. Maybe it's the combination of "cellphone and strappy sandals" that's putting me off. Maybe it's the pearls. Maybe it's the hilarious website this was found on (Slogan: 'Get Yo Strap On'). Or maybe, just maybe it really is a horrendous crime of fashion. You decide.