Sex. In. A. Shoe. (Note: there is no sex actually happening in this shoe. It’s the shoe itself that is "sex". Just to clear up any confusion there.) And not only is this a sexy shoe, it’s a CHEAP sexy shoe: £25 for high, high heels, pointy, pointy toes and, um, a big, big bow. Sure, that bow is totally going to drag along the ground and get dirty, and who knows, you may even trip up on it one day and break your ankle, but hey – they’re still some plenty sexy shoes, no?