It’s not the bras themselves I object to here (although I have to admit, they’re not exactly rocking my world) – it’s the presentation. And yes, I get that it’s probably supposed to be witty, or ironic or something. But it’s not really doing it [...]
You know that advert? The one where the man and woman are getting ready to go out, but she can’t find anything to wear, so she gets changed about a million times (because that’s what we girls are like, dontchya know!) before thinking to herself, [...]
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I really don’t. I buy the must-have, super-dooper, will-give-you-lashes-like-a-spider’s-leg YSL Faux Cils mascara – it doesn’t work. I buy the equally must-have, so-expensive-it’ll-make-you-weep Creme de le Mer face cream, and guess what? It didn’t work. Maybe it’s me. [...]
Is it a bird? Is it a …. well, in an outfit like that, it could really only be a bird, couldn’t it? Actually, though, it’s Mischa Barton, in another one of her, "God, I’m so wacky, and isn’t it funny the way people keep [...]
So, Stella McCartney has refused to allow anyone under a UK size 10 to model for her at Paris Fashion Week. "Good for her!" I hear you all cry. "It’s about time we saw some real women on the catwalks!" I have a problem with [...]
Stop! Hammer time! La Redoute say: “You’ll love the pretty loose fit created by a deep elasticated waistband accentuated by little gathers at the waist front and back.” The Fashion Police say: “Are you shitting us? These are HAMMER PANTS. HA.MMER. PANTS. And if Hammer [...]
Well, well! Here’s a rare treat for those of you who’ve been just struggling to find a way to turn your cellphone into a stylish fashion accessory – an ankle strap! No, the pearl are not included. No, you presumably don’t need to hoist your [...]
This could have all gone horribly wrong… Allover satin is a hard look to pull off, but Rachel Weisz totally manages it – with a little help from Vera Wang, of course. She looks like an Oscar statuette all on her own here, although I [...]
A useful rule of thumb to go by when buying a dress: never wear anything that allows those looking at you to see exactly what you must look like naked. Jessica Biel didn’t follow that rule of thumb, did she? Not only are her boobs [...]
Of course, Beyonce wasn’t the only one to look like she was going to a wedding after the show. Cameron was clearly heading down the aisle too, and let’s be honest: it’s not the first time, is it? I much preferred Cameron’s Golden Globes dress [...]
Now, I know bridal style fashion was all the rage at the Golden Globes, so there was a good chance it would follow through to the Oscars, but this dress? This dress actually is a wedding dress. In fact, I can distinctly remember seeing it [...]
I heart Isla Fisher.. Not just because she’s a fellow redhead (and because I have a bit of a weakness for Australian soaps. SO?), but because she’s just so cute. Here, Isla works the redhead’s favourite colour – green – in a gorgeous Monique Lhuillier [...]