So, I’ve been sitting here for over five minutes now trying to work out just what kind of occasion calls for the wearing of something like this, and you know what? I’m stumped. What kind of event, I wonder, would see me scratching my head and thinking, “What can I wear, what can I wear? Oh! I know! My nylon body slip! The very thing!” I mean, even just the sound of it makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up: nylon body slip. Nylon. Body. Slip. Nylon body slip. Actually? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

OK, I know this is probably underwear, and I know it’s by Mila Jovovich’s always unwearable Jovovich Hawk label, but this begs an even bigger question: HOW DO YOU PEE IN IT? HOW?!