You know, I can’t help liking Katie Holmes. Despite being one part of the second-strangest pairing in recent times (first strangest: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley), and even despite all the Scientology stuff, there’s still something quite sweet and endearing about her. The thing about Katie, though? Well, you know that scene in Clueless, where Alicia Silverstone’s character sees Brittany Murphy’s character, and she’s all, “ooh! Project!” That’s how I feel about Katie. She’s a project: a lovely young girl, perfect raw material, who just so happens to dress exactly like my mother did in the 80s. (Actually, scratch that: my mother is way more stylish than Katie Holmes. I mean, what, does she have that freaky premature ageing disease or something? No? Then why is she permanently dressed like someone’s maiden aunt, in frumpy, shapeless clothes that do absolutely nothing for her? WHY? )
The thing that sucks about this picture the most? She was out with Victoria Beckham and J.Lo at the time. GOD…
heavens ! LOooooooOL
if she wore this for 2010 she would’ve become a joke !o_O