Oh, good God, here we go again… Every now and again, some bright spark designer thinks “Hey! I know what would be cool! Dungarees, that’s what!” The result? The ugly ass pants you see before you. Topshop? Why would you want to inflict this upon us? I know you’re choosing to call them “wide leg braces jeans”, but you know and I know that these? Are dungarees. And we don’t like dungarees: especially not ones with big ol’ flares, so we can look like slack jawed yokels in them. All we need is the piece of straw to hang out of our mouths and we’re good to go (to the barn dance, no doubt).
People who are paying £50 a throw to wear these? Please, tell me why?
I used to wear something like that when I was a kid. A really young kid.
SOMEONE CLEANSE MY SOUL.