Heee! And also: OMFG! OK, reassure me here: does anyone else see an old lady’s, er, private parts, when they look at this bag, or is it just me? Or perhaps you see multiple, saggy boobs? Those folds of stomach that hang over your jeans [...]
Yup, we’re still out to dinner with TomKat, Posh and the J.Lo’s, and it looks like somebody ate just a bit too much vindaloo, hey J.Lo? Either that or she’s committed the very basic fashion crime of only looking at your outfit from the front, [...]
You know, I can’t help liking Katie Holmes. Despite being one part of the second-strangest pairing in recent times (first strangest: Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley), and even despite all the Scientology stuff, there’s still something quite sweet and endearing about her. The thing [...]
Auntie Em! Auntie Em! There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home! Well, we’re definitely not in Kansas any more, Toto, but hell, why not dress like we are, anyway? I seriously can’t decide whether to love this dress or hate it: every [...]
Even Fashion Police cadets know that protruding nipples are SO not a good look. The answer to this most vexing of problems? Why, it’s Nippits: the concealer strips for your nips. As far as I can make out, these are sort of sticking plasters which [...]
Lookit this New Look model: doesn’t she look happy, in a smug kinda “Ha ha, I’m wearing summer clothes and you’re not!” kind of way? (Well, except in the last picture, obviously. In that, she just looks pissed) And well she might: for she is [...]
Well, what would you wear out to dinner for your mother’s birthday? Well, not this for sure. I mean, I couldn’t even stand the thought of the mis-matched undies alone, even if they were covered up. Brit’s aren’t covered up, and you know what? You [...]
Now, I’m not disputing that this is, indeed, “the world’s most sexy jumper”, as the seller claims it is. No, what I’m disputing is that it’s meant to be worn like this, with absolutely nothing underneath it to stop your tits jumping out and swallowing [...]
Every time I go onto the Net-a-Porter website, I get that Barenaked Ladies song, ‘If I Had a Million Dollars’ playing in my head. If I had a million dollars, I’m pretty sure I’d be able to spend them all without leaving the house: I’d [...]
The phrase "I want this – give me it" doesn’t really cover how I feel about this coat. I mean, y’all know I love me some evening coats, right? Well, now I feel kinda silly for drooling over those Warehouse numbers when this was out [...]
Lord, but Office has some funny lookin’ shoes in at the moment, with these being a prime example. I mean, just what the hell is going on here? They look all plasticky and nasty, like the kind of shoes you used to get in your [...]
Yeah, OK, Louis Vuitton, you’re not even getting a warning for this one – it’s off to the cells with you, quick smart. I mean, what gives here? What were you – or rather, what was Marc Jacobs, for it was he who designed this [...]