Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Well, you’ll soon know if you buy this little gadget: the thief in question will be the one howling in pain as they recover from the electric shock administered by Shockalate – the sweet jar that shocks you. This works on a simple timer, which allows you to decide how much time must elapse before your sweet jar is allowed to surrender its prize. (So it works fairly well as a diet aid, too, I’d imagine. Not that I’ll be trying it, you understand.)

Should any poor fool try to liberate the bounty (or KitKat, Mars Bar or whatever it is you’ve got stashed in there), they’ll get a nasty shock. Literally. How much will it cost you to send electricity coursing through your family’s veins? Why, just £9.99. Probably not one for the kids Christmas stockings, though… Product Page