I may regret saying this. I mean, Lord knows, I’m no fan of Juicy Couture, and sometimes? Sometimes I don’t even like pink… Which is why it’s all the more difficult for me to understand just why it is that I’m finding myself so drawn to this candy-pink Juicy Couture laptop bag. Even although it’s so girlie it looks like Barbie will be along to pick it up any second. Even although it has the word "JUICY" emblazoned on its side. (But! But! It has a pretty heart on the other side! That has to count for something, no?) Even although it’s £85 at Net-a-Porter. WHY? Why do I like this? Is it perhaps time to think about hanging up my fashion police badge?







