OK, Faith, repeat after me:
We are not Christian Louboutin
We are not Christian Louboutin
We are not Christian Louboutin
A red heel on an otherwise dull shoe does not a Louboutin-alike make. Is that understood, Faith? Yes, we know you’re not the only ones to have the bright idea that, hey! We could totally stick a red sole on our shoes and everyone will think they’re designer! Suckers! You’re not the first and you won’t be the last, Faith, but that doesn’t make it right. If all the other shoe stores jumped in the fire, would you jump too?*
Now, go to the bottom of the class.
* Probably.
