OK, Britney, I think I see what you’re trying to do here. You’re all, "Ha, ha, Kev! Lookit me! I’m, like, SO over you, dude – and I got my boobs out to show it. Waaay out. Every day, out. SO over you!" And you know what? I even understand why you’re doing it. I’m totally down with that. But Britney? You have to be cool here. Be. Cool. That means no more boobs out. No more dresses cut to pelmet-length. No more visible bra. Cool. Like that lovely print dress you wore the other day: the one that was down to your knees? And didn’t show your bra? That kind of cool. Trust me: it’ll work much better for you.