They’re having a one-day Saturday Sale this weekend at Shoes.com , so we decided to do a little bit of virtual shopping. Here’s what The Fashion Police would buy (if, of course, the Fashion Police hadn’t already spent all their money on makeup this month…). Details after the jump…

Clockwise, from left to right:

Naughty Monkey Courts – $74.99
I don’t know why I like these shoes, I just do. I mean, technically I should hate them: they’re fussy, they’re busy, they’re tacky. But I don’t. Then again, I’m an Irregular Choice fan, what do you expect?

Nina Plum Coloured Courts – $63.99
And now for something a little more sophisticated. I have a bias towards Nina because I bought my wedding shoes from there, but I also think plum is a great colour for winter, and a nice alternative to boring old black.

Betsey Johnston Brown Satin Sandals – $149.99
Christian Louboutin is famous for his red soles, looks like Betsey Johnston is going for pink…

Anne Klein Black and Silver Sandals – $249.99
The price of these puts them out of my price league, I’m afraid, but silver and black is my new favourite party shoe look, so I just had to include them…

Get the lot at Shoes.com