I know this is much, much more information about me than you could ever want to know, but as I managed to wash all of my white underwear with the dark stuff last week, suddenly I find myself surfing around a lot of “intimates” sites. Lovely. I know these aren’t white, so are about as useful a as an ashtray on a motorbike when it comes to replacing my white undies, but I couldn’t resist them, and hey! Grey’s, like, SO this season anyway, so all those washed out knickers will be right on trend!

But I digress. If, like me, you’ve always harbored a secret urge to walk around with the words “Come & Play” emblazoned on your backside, you’ll find these for £8 at ASOS.