Style Stealer: Lindsay Lohan’s Blue Dress



Lilo -Lindsay Lohan

Topshop finally relaunched their website today, getting rid of all of that hard-to-navigate flash and replacing it with something a whole lot more user-friendly. Also very user-friendly is the lovely Lindsay Lohan (miaow), whose blue dress in this picture is a lot like this one [...]

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Celebrity Fancy Dress



Celebrity Fancy Dress

Yes folks, it’s fashion fright night (otherwise known as “Halloween”), and the usual suspects have been going at it with gusto. Step forward Paris Hilton as a hooker, LiLo as an eighties fancy dress flash dancing hooker, and Gisele as… Wait. What the hell did [...]

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Kylie Minogue Guest Edits Vogue



Kylie Minogue Guest Edits Vogue

I love Kylie Minogue – love her. And I’ve loved Kylie long time, too – right back to 1988, when I even got myself a helllish bubble perm, in an attempt to mimick my idol. GOD. So yes, I love Kylie, but to be completely [...]

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Crime of Fashion: Peep Toe Ankle Boots



Ravel Peep Toe Ankle Boots

OK, is it just me, or does this qualify as one of the most pointless fashion items in the world EVER? It’s right up there with the sleeveless sweater/jacket, which has always puzzled me mightily, for surely if it’s cold enough to wear a thick [...]

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Fashion Criminals: Mary Kate & Ashlee



Mkashley -Mary Kate & Ashlee

No, not Ashley – Ashlee. And actually, we’re going to let Ash off here because she, at least, has an excuse for this heinous plaid jacket – she’s doing some kind of promotion for Sketchers. Mary Kate, on the other hand – oh, Mary Kate, [...]

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Sienna Miller Scrubs Up Good In Marchesa



Sienna miller in Marchesa

Well, praise be. We’ve had ol’ Sienna here in fashion jail for God knows how long: those skanky, scruffy dresses, the leggings, that awful print dress…GOD. But now – well, lookit how pretty she looks! Her Marchesa "dress" is actually a top – it’s from [...]

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Fraud Squad: Gucci Versus Next



Gucc vs nexti

Next does designer – who woulda thunk it? We’re used to thinking of Next as the place to buy boring old work suits and inoffensive leisure wear, and suddenly they go all Gucci on us. I’m seriously tempted by the dress on the right – [...]

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