OK, Mr Smith, come quietly, please – you must know you dun wrong, here…
I mean, OK, sure, we know there’s a whole debate going on about skinny models and how they shouldn’t really be allowed at London Fashion Week at all, but even so, we have to wonder what kind of point you were tryin’ to make with this here collection of yours? The girl on the left – now, we don’t like to be mean (no, really), but God, Paul, she probably weighs all of NOTHING, and yet you – you made her look, well, a little hippy. You also made her look like Hugh Grant, but that’s neither here nor there.
As for the girl on the right, well. She just redefined “too skinny” – and she redefined it as “a childlike waif in a baggy red swimsuit”. Need we go on? Paul Smith – you’re nicked.
