Oh dear, oh dear. Victoria, we like you, we really do. And we realise that it can’t be much fun for you, being held up as the poster girl for anorexia. But sweetie, here’s the thing: we know you have a 23 inch waist. We know you do. Wearing trousers with a 28 inch waist isn’t fooling anyone. This outfit would look perfectly fine if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re so obviously wearing David’s trousers. Pick on something your own size, Victoria: trust me, you’ll feel so much better for it.