Well, the Foot Snatcher certainly did a number on this poor model, didn’t he? One minute she had feet, the next minute just acres of shiny fabric billowing around the floor.
It’s possible that the Snatcher had accomplices on this particular mission, however: we know that many of our readers are more than happy to aid and abet the Snatcher in his work, so putting feet aside for the moment (which is actually what the Foot Snatcher himself does, isn’t it? And what these trousers do. Fancy that!), what say you to these 10 Crosby by Derek Lam trousers, Fashion Police jurors? We thought they’d be impossible to wear without looking like a space-age hippy, but then…
Hmmm. Now we’re thinking more along the lines of “luxe loungewear”. We’re also thinking that in the right hands – or on the right legs – they could just work.
We’ll leave the final decision up to you, as always: are these trousers guilty or innocent of the charge of committing crimes of fashion?