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Cut-out jeans, and other crimes of fashion

MOTO cut-out-pocket mom jeans “Cold-shoulder” tops have been around for a while now, and while they’re not exactly our style, they’re not too hard to understand, either: well, on a hot day, a bare shoulder might just seem like a good idea, no? These, on the other hand – well, we guess these should really be called “cold hip jeans”: and we’ve no idea why they exist. (Other than the need to be “edgy” and “unexpected”, even if it means walking around with your love-handles on show.) The main issue here, as far as we’re concerned, is that while cold-shoulder tops could be pleasantly cooling on a hot summer’s days, these just look … well, COLD, really. Because if it’s…

Fendi fur vest

Return of the Fur Vest

Is it just us, or does anyone else think this looks like some strange kind of Ewok fetish wear? Just us? Oh, come ON: you can totally see this in some kind of adult remake of Return of the Jedi, can’t you? If only it was THAT innocent, though, people: because, the fact is, this ISN’T a costume from a movie (not even a really bad one): it’s a Fendi vest. And it’s £11,000, too. (Well, £11, 450, if you want to be accurate, but we’re guessing that if you were OK with paying £11,000 for a VEST, you’re probably not going to be quibbling over the rest of the price tag, are you? Didn’t think so.) Once again, we…

Balmain blazer dupe at Shopbop

Real Vs Steal | Balmain blazer on a budget

Balmain // Lioness A Balmain blazer is one of those “if only” items for many of us. The sharp tailoring and immaculate attention to detail is TO. DIE. FOR. Unfortunately, so is the price tag – and we mean that in the literal sense, because we can’t even imagine how rich we’d have to be to drop £1,260 on one item of clothing – no matter how beautiful or well made it is – OR how much trouble we’d get into once our other half realised where this month’s mortgage payment had gone. So, we love it, but we’re not going to buy it: what’s a girl to do? Well, you could do worse than check out this lower-priced dupe…

Michael Kors Cindy bag

The Fashion Police shop the Shopbop Sale

Shopbop’s final sale started yesterday: here are some things we’d buy, if we weren’t totally broke, and under a solemn promise not to buy anything else this month… (And when you find yourself having to make that promise on the 3rd day of the month, you know you’re in trouble, don’t you?) AG RAW HEM LEGGING ANKLE JEANS AG make some of the softest, most comfortable denim we’ve ever had the pleasure of trying. The raw hem on these ones keeps them feeling contemporary, while the length will work as ankle-length on those of you who’re “regular” height, and full-length on petites. MICHAEL KORS Cindy dome cross-body bag For handbags, meanwhile, we can’t go past Michael Kors: a cross-body bag…

fur and glitter shoes

Good shoes gone bad, and other crimes of fashion

“Fashion crime” is probably too strong a charge for this Topshop sweater: by which we mean we probably wouldn’t arrest you for wearing it – but we would pull you over and ask you some questions. “WHY?” would be the first one that would spring to mind, really. Why would you need a sweater with a giant cut-out section in one side? And it’s not like it would be a particularly attractive sweater WITHOUT the cut-out either, so again: WHY? Does the cut-out make it better or worse? Are we asking too many questions? OK then, moving on… Also from Topshop, and also falling into the “probably not a CRIME, exactly, but still plenty puzzling” category, comes these shoes: Shearling…

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Pretty in Pink | Loungewear Edit

Here at The Fashion Police, we’re big believers in investing in the basics: most people are happy(ish) to spend money on a dress for a wedding, say, or a pair of evening shoes they’ll hardly ever wear, but when it comes to things like lingerie, activewear and undies, they’ll resent parting with their cash, and go for something cheap n’cheerful, instead. That’s all well and good, of course, and we’re not saying you should take out a second mortgage to re-stock your lingerie drawer, but cheap basics can be a false economy – and even on days when you’re not planning to leave the house, it feels so much better to slip into something that looks as good as it…


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