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Hmm. This style of dress is becoming more and more popular amongst the red carpet set these days. It’s a style we call “The Jellyfish”, because sometimes – just sometimes, mind – all of those floaty ruffles look like they’d be more at home under the sea than flouncing down the red carpet.
It’s a dress that is guaranteed to get some attention, though, and when Jessica Biel wore this one to the Valentine’s Day premiere last night, it couldn’t help but catch our eye. We actually think she’s pulling it off pretty well, but what do you think, oh Fashion Police jurors? Love it? Hate it? Completely and utterly indifferent to it? Tell us in the comments! (And look out for some more fashion from the Valentine’s Day premiere, coming along soon over at our Celebrity Spy section…)
Quite a few of you have commented recently about how much you HATE “the one-shouldered thing”. We would take it as read that you’ll ALSO hate this one-shouldered shirt from Vivienne Westwood’s Red Label , but just to be sure, let’s put it up on trial: after all, it’s a shirt, not a dress, and who knows, maybe you’ll find it refreshingly quirky, rather than just plain odd.
Need to see what it looks like on before you can make up your mind? Voila!
So, what’s the verdict? Guilty or innocent?
 The Topless Bikini Over the past couple of days, The Fashion Police have received a number of reports relating to a certain “topless bikini” being sold by Victoria’s Secret for the sum of $68. Well, we sent a couple of our officers to investigate, and yes, it’s true: you can see the evidence before you.
Now if, like us, one of your first instincts here was to quibble with the description of this, er, garment, as a “bikini”, let us first of all set your mind at rest on that score:
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 OK. Just for the sake of argument, let’s assume there IS a reason you’d want to buy a pair of flimsy, sheer leggings (which, by the way, we’re going to refer to as “sheggings” from now on. We think you know why.). Actually, come to think of it, maybe there IS a reason you’d find yourself in need of such an item. Is there? And if so: what is it?
Whatever the reason, we’d probably want to apply our usual rule of thumb to this situation: never pay three figures for something we’d be almost guaranteed to put a finger through the second we tried to wear it. In fact, scratch that: never pay TWO figures for sheggings that would very soon be EX-sheggings once we got our careless little hands on them.
Of course, we’re clumsy. And cheap. What do you think, fashion jurors: are these Daylight Robbery, at £229.99 / $359? Tell us!
 BooHoo! Funnily enough, as well as being the name of the store these came from, “BooHoo” was also the noise we made when our officers first stumbled upon this little atrocity.
Slash-front leggings? Unless you’re actually planning on dancing in someone’s harem, we’re thinking this idea can only lead to no good. If, however, you beg to differ, these are £12, and you can buy yourself a pair here.
Like to wear your pyjamas in public? Tired of people looking at you like … well, like you just crawled out of bed? Don’t worry, folks, there is a solution, and it’s brought to you by the kind people at Pajamagram: introducing the PajamaJean!
These are exactly what they sound like: fleece-lined pj-bottoms that are designed to look like jeans, and yes, they were actually developed in order to cater to the needs of the growing number of “Pyjama People” who can be seen wandering around wearing the same clothes they slept in.
A good idea? Well, the company claim the product has been flying off their shelves, so obviously a lot of people think so. Will it just encourage the idea that there’s no need to get dressed in the morning, though? Time will tell on that one: if you’d like to buy yourself a pair of these, though, they retail for $59.95 and are available here. At least they look better than the Snuggie!
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 Skirt + Capri = Skapri Now, we’re not saying these are a crime of fashion, exactly. They’re sportswear, after all, and we can kinda see how you’d prefer to have your ladybits covered while wearing tight capri pants, even if it does mean involving yourself in the shady world of stuck together clothes.
No comment on the item of clothing itself, then, but, in the interests of keeping our Glossary up-to-date, we thought it was worth noting that a new word has entered the fashion lexicon, and that word is “Skapri”. As you can see above, a “skapri” is what you get when you stick a skirt to a pair of capri pants: cunning, no?
Well, we guess it’s only appropriate that stuck-together-clothes have a name made up of stuck-together-words, isn’t it?
If you want to buy the item in question, it’s by Nike and it’s available from their website, here.
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